| - hello all who read this (which is 2 people),
i hope every one is doing well... well i got my winter formal pictures i look all red in the face... what a bummer
well it turns out that i wont be going on a cruse this summer.. its ok i reather do something else...
well i am wondering what i am going to do for my b-day... not sure what to plan... i want to do something fun but not just a party at home...
thats to traditional.... i want to do something childish.... hehe... but yea... well im sur noone care so i will stop typing... bye
~shayda~
well here is some stuff that i thought was funny-
"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650."
- Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
F**king, Austria
Yes, a town name that is a swear word. The correct way to actually pronounce the town name is "fooking," which was founded in the 6th century after a man whose name was Focko. This town has a serious sign-stealing problem, as you can imagine. I guess people just don’t believe it when you tell them, “I’ve been to F**king, Austria!”
Looneyville, Texas, USA
Why, Arizona, USA
Why would they name this town Why? Why is the ocean blue? Why is the Earth round? Why do we get a funny feeling in our body when we stick our finger in our belly button?!
So many questions…
… so little time.
This town was named for a Y-shaped intersection of state Highways 85 and 86.
The spelling was changed from “Y” to “Why” after the residents had petitioned for a post office. The state required that the name be spelled differently.
Maybe You Should Have Rolled Down The Window First
Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, N. J., in September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 a.m., the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window was closed.
Oops, That One Slipped
Oklahoma City: Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of blown your (expletive) head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30-year sentence.
okay thats all for now bye
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